Thursday 13 October 2011

KCSE HiSToRy PP 1 Funny Quiz



1. Do you think there is a 'NO SMOKIN' sign in Mr. SMOKIN WANJALA's office? (0.5 marks)

2. “...this is green, this is green, hata ile red ni green...”

From the above extract, is it safe to say Peter Marangi is COLOR BLIND? (2 green paints)

3. The number of ladies is larger than that of men. If 90% of the ladies prayed for by PASTOR OJGBANI at Nyayo Stadium actually get men, Calculate the probability that the Pastor has succeeded in creating more MPANGO wa KANDOs.(10MKS)

CIVICS

TRUE or FALSE? The green color on the Kenyan flag represents M-PESA. (2 Bonga points).

“Some public officer have exhibited questionable behavior”. With this in mind answer the following questions.

i) Why does MIGUNA MIGUNA use the same name twice?

ii) Do you think a commission of inquiry should be formed to investigate his name? (5 marks)

SOCIAL ETHICS

Bearing in mind that you are Kenyan, what do you do when you see a fallen oil tanker?

A) Run away and come back with a jerrycan

B) Call your family to make some quick money

C) Steal the battery

D) Light a cigarette (20mrks )

This is what all petrol tankers will be labeled in order to keep guys from harvesting oil when they roll. Do you support the move? (10 Marks)

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