Being too good can mislead a times.

Wife was sure dat her husband was havng Sex wit the maid so she laid a trap
1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home 4 weekend & didnt tell husband n she slept on maid's bed. She switched d lights off. He cam in silently, he wastd no time on words bt quickly started Sex..
Wen he finished, Wife said, "U didn't expect me in dis bed, did u..?" & switched on d light.
"No Madam", said d Watchman!
MORAL: Sumtyms getting 2 smart can get u fucked!!=)) =D