I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend n I had been dating 4
over a year, n so we decided 2 get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me, It was her
beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me(ehh kumowto!) and I always got
more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling,
just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping!.
With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for our
daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:,
Always keep your CONDOM in the Car , I was actually going to get my
condom!
**imagine after posting Å hilarious joke like this,some
haters out there will still come around and criticise their boss* ;)
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