CRAZIEST QUESTIONS WELL ANSWERED

In a matatu
passenger; Tao ni ngapi?
Conductor; wee unajua ngapi?
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Vct attendant; utapimwa nini
patient; homa
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Kwa stage
dere; mnaenda tao?
Stude; hapana. Tumesimama
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From church
mzae;church kuna watu?
Stude;zii. Ni mbuzi yetu na ng'ombe za pastor
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Lol
conductor; ingia gari ni mbao.
Dame; alafu ukimbao? Nkt!
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Nurse; unataka daktari ama?
Patient(in pain); apana,nlikua nmekam kuona haga yako
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Ebu you pipz help me answer thiz one
''dude;na leo giza imeingia mapema aje?''
ijibiwe aje?